Keep On Keepin' On

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

0scottishlass0:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

ANNA
violetskies22
psycho-delic-cunt:

dimensao7:

unknown source

psycho-delic-cunt:

dimensao7:

unknown source

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton